The short story collection, A History of Sarcasm is now available to buy from Dog Horn.  

Here is a sample story from the collection, Some Facts About Me.


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The Blurb:

“Sometimes stories that I’ve used to mythologize my childhood resurface in my mind as actual memories … Perhaps if you tell a story enough times, it will become the truth.” 

This admission by Mark Greensleeves, the compulsive liar in the story, Some Facts About Me, sums up Frank Burton’s sharp, surreal and subversive short story collection, A History of Sarcasm.  The seventeen stories in this collection blur the boundaries between fact and fantasy through a series of obsessive characters and their skewed versions of reality.  Among them are a man who insists on living every aspect of his life in alphabetical order, a girl who believes she is receiving secret messages through the TV, a paranoiac who is pursued by an army of giant lobsters, and an academic who turns into a cat. 

Funny, dark and relentlessly off the wall, this collection brings together the best of Frank Burton’s published work with some brand new stories.

The Stories:

Aabehlpt                                 

(First published in Etchings)    

The Illusion of Security           

The Day She Melted                        

(First published in Polluto)

Voom and Bloom            

(First published in Polluto)

Some Facts About Me

The Opening                             

(First published in The Beat)    

The Wondering                        

(First published in Twisted Tongue)

The World         
(Broadcast on BBC Radio 4, April 2009)

Joost                                       

(First published in Etchings)

M        

A History of Sarcasm          

(First published in Etchings)

The Point                       

(First published on laurahird.com)

Walter Walks Sideways

(First published in Skive Quarterly)

Multiple Stories            

Monica Gets Messages

The Irony          

The Nature of Human Happiness